This blog is not fitting for children, the super religious, people that do not curse, and those that object to partial nudity, primal urges, fornication, bodily functions, and selective morality. I'm just a single gal and a rowdy individual that loves to laugh. I'm accidentally sexy and Confidently Awesome. I kiss and tell! This is my life according to me.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Steamy Shower Scene
The shower head rocketed off of the faucet directly into my arm. The metal colliding with my arm split open my skin. I have blood drizzling down from my right arm to my wrist. The water pummels my fleshy midsection like a scalding firehose. The shower head needs to be replaced, I'm bleeding, covered in red crisscrossing whelps, and sopping wet without accomplishing my goal of taking a shower.
'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
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