Number of surprise blind dates this week: 1
Surprise blind dates are always so special, like bus special. I went
over to my girl friend's house at 11pm, after work, to do the artsy
stuff for her Christmas presents. Her husband was at his work Christmas
party at the Fox and the Hound. We were to meet him when we got done
with our project. The two of us arrived to Fox and the Hound around 1am.
Her husband had been drinking there since 8pm. The only two people left
from the Christmas party were her husband and the moron he set me up
with. He tries to do this all the time.
So I was nice to the surprise blind date guy, it is not his fault. I
tried to have a conversation, but all he wanted to talk about was the
Purple Church i.e.Platinum Plus, and how he is friends with all of the
strippers.Oh! He talked about Louisiana where he is from. It's somewhere from
between New Orleans and Baton Rouge. I literally fell asleep. However
he offered me a ride down there for tomorrow morning, if I want it.
Anyway, he is sitting there bragging about how he never gets sick when he
drinks and tonight he had drank at least 12 or more beers. No joke five
minutes later he leans to his left, opens up his mouth, and vomits all
over the carpet in the bar. He produces a technicolor yawn right there
at the table!
So, I think it's going to work out.....
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