I was simply ecstatic and smug for inventing a "Brownie for Breakfast" song and dance. I rip open the package and immediately break off a moist piece. Like a Baywatch running scene I bring it to my mouth in slow motion.
"Come to me you dark, little morsel," I whispered in anticipation of a flavor explosion.
I'm salivating. I take a bite.
A mouth full of imitation chocolate covering dirt. That damn diet brownie tricks me every time!
To heck with being an adult! I demand to be 13 again with the ability to eat anything and everything I want.
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