Wednesday, October 15, 2014
The Emperor's New Clothes
This past winter The Silver Fox gave me a dress with the excuse that it is too short for her. I kept it in my closet until today.
I build an outfit around the dress, something that I really love.
I get to work, take a trip to the restroom, and primp infront of the mirror. I take a closer look. Is that my panty line? No. Are you kidding me? Those are my actual panties!
My freaking dress is completely see through!!!
I see a theme this week!
As I'm standing behind a tree hiding from the penetrating rays of the autumn sunshine at Phaedra's last Cross Country meet of the season being a self-conscious, stalkerish-looking weirdo (because I'm by myself behind a freaking tree!) a Cross Country mom from her team approaches me, "You are hot! You are so put together. Your outfit is awesome. How do you do that?"
I am? I guess she can't see my vagina! Or maybe she can? Blush. I wonder if she'll tell me again?
"Thank you," a huge smile spreads across my face.
The Emperor doesn't have anything on my new clothes!