My brother is a real jerk! I'm stuck in the dark, icy, cold basement pushing and shuffling papers around my desk and in serious danger of contracting the office sickness going around or worse, paper cuts.
You know what this jerk does? He texts me a photograph of himself on a Nairobi Serengeti Bushman Jack Mother-Loving Safari. He's outside, in a t-shirt, surrounded by, petting, and being loved on by giraffes.
GIRAFFES!!! My favorite animal on Earth!!! Giraffes in the damn wild!!!
While I'm attempting to take fabulous selfies showing me pretending to have fun at work and slowly dying under these fluorescent lights, he is living my bucket list!!
That is confidently awesome!!