Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Brownie for Breakfast

I keep thinking that it's totally awesome to be an adult. Like this morning, I devoured a brownie for breakfast. 

I was simply ecstatic and smug for inventing a "Brownie for Breakfast" song and dance. I rip open the package and immediately break off a moist piece. Like a Baywatch running scene I bring it to my mouth in slow motion. 

"Come to me you dark, little morsel," I whispered in anticipation of a flavor explosion. 

I'm salivating. I take a bite. 

A mouth full of imitation chocolate covering dirt. That damn diet brownie tricks me every time! 

To heck with being an adult! I demand to be 13 again with the ability to eat anything and everything I want. 

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